Sweating like a fat kid at a salad bar

[kellybely]

So as of today, I have a personal trainer at the gym at USI. I know what you're thinking..."Who'd she have to sleep with to get that?" and the answer is no one, and how dare you, sir! The trainers there are all exercise science majors and they train people for credit. So now when I go work out I'll have someone calling me "maggot" and telling my

Comments

[dtl_dj]

Outta curiosity, what would your American Gladiator stage name be, anyway?

[kellybely]

that is a GOOD question...hm...Sloth, yeah, that sounds good. like from goonies :)

[pumpkinssong]

If you get buff you'll have to be my body guard.

[kellybely]

yes, cause lord knows that body needs guarding...from me :) booyah

[krhyme]

I think you gladiator name should be syringe... except you would have to pronounce it with a cajun accent to make it Surrannge.

"Well Dan, tonight we have a match up on the wall... Julie Peters, a professional gymnast from Iowa City, vs Surrannge the cajun jumping bean.. an there they go, julie is off and Surrannge is after her, god look at her go I think a pitbull raped a spider monkey and out Surrannge came out, I would hate to be Juile..."

Clarifacation

[krhyme]

It's Sur-ahn-ja (the ah part being drawn out ahhhhh) :D Just wanted to clarify

Re: Clarifacation

[kellybely]

ah trav, you brightend my day with that one...and you know what? i'll take your suggestion and run with it :) who doesn't love a cajun accent?

[unamericangirl]

damn it you guys. how many times do i have to tell you to call me when you're playing that! gawd!

[kellybely]

hehe, sorry honey, we will next time i come home...but do you really want to hear chris sing "addicted" by simple plan? :)

Aaron here

[thebrood138]

No I think she wants to hera ME do Addicted by Simple Plan, maybe Ill even throw in the dance routine again if I drink enough.

[unamericangirl]

more than you know