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[kellyfixit]

Toby, you have an hour to make it seem as if your apartment is both clean and filled with substances not beer and pizza.

I have febreeze and a stern look, I will not hesitate to use either.

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[takingmemos]

[kellyfixit]

Desist your skulling of beer, burping, omphaloskepsis, or whatever manly activity you happen to be engaged in and get out the air freshener?

[takingmemos]

[kellyfixit]

A) I don't believe I wish to know what constitutes a fascinating navel.
B) Oh, it is. Brad, Arnold, Fabio, all the classic greats have engaged in such a masculine activity.
C) I will not be distracted by this talk of navels on my mission to ship you into shape, young whippersnapper.