Have you ever hit someone forcefully?: yesHave you ever thrown anything
at a moving car?: yeahHave you ever been in a fist fight?: yesHave you
ever laughed so hard you cried?: quite oftenHave you ever hit an animal
on the road?: possum and like 84 birdsHave you ever seen a Beatles
film?: no Have you ever cussed?: all the timeHave you ever been on a
subway?: marta? its my favoriteHave you ever taught a little kid to
cuss?: yes.. and say quif.Have you ever cheated on a test/exam?:
yepHave you ever skipped school?: 435974353 times.Have you ever egged
someones house?: yesHave you ever gotten a computer virus?: everyday
hahaHave you ever cried for no reason at all?: yesHave you ever missed
someone?: of courseAct your age: some times. rarely.Born on what day of
the week: how the fuck do i know?Chore you hate: cleaning the
kitchen can suck itDad's name: Mike.Essentail make-up item:
eyelinerFavorite actors/actresses: Johnny Depp/ Natalie portmanGold or
sliver: silverHometown: newnanInstruments you play: none Job title:
hostess.Kids: fuck kids dude.Living arrangements: home.Mom's name:
CarlaNumber of socks you own: socks are for faggots.Overnight hospital
stays: a shit tonPhobia: none.Quote you like: Suck It.Religious
affiliation: eh.Siblings: dylanTime you woke up today: 11 the first
time and 5 the second timeUnusual habits: i like to fight entirely too
much, and.. i brush my teeth a LOT.Vicious thing you've done: tons im
sure.X-rays you've had: my entire body.Your favorite season:
summerZodiac sign: uhh what? cancer.. i think?People have you loved?: i
dont fall in love.People have you kissed?: enoughCommandments have you
broken?: probably all of themPlaces have you lived in (for over 3
months)?: 98Countries have you been to?: 1Languages can you speak
fluently?: english.People are you talking to right now?:katie
chapmanTimes have you been in a car today?: 2Different kinds of meat
have you eaten?: idkDifferent kinds of liquor have you tasted?: like a
millionJobs you have held?: ahah.. 2 for two weeks and i start another
one tuesday. wish me luck.Years of school have you attended?:
enoughShows have you been to this month?: 1Friends would you call
"close"?: katie and lydia.Coke or Pepsi?: sprite.Love or Lust?:
neither. tv or movies?: moviescats or dogs?: catsmeal or dessert?: any
foodeast coast or west coast?: easttall or short?: tallfootball or
baseball?: footballsoccer or basketball?: socceroutside or indoors?:
depends on the weather of courseblonde or brunette?: blondeapples or
oranges?: applesaol or yahoo?: aolstars or moons?: stars.. and moons
should be singular we only have one.Did you wake up this morning?:
nope, im sleeping right now. actually did with lydia spooning me and my
arm trapped under someone body.Are you/aren't you employed?: yeah
dudeAre you with/without the person you love?: im not in love.Do people
attempt things they think they can't do?: i do a lot. like.. gainers on
trampolines.Do people hate each other?: i hate a lot of people, and a
ton of people hate me. so yes.Do people love each other?: they think
they do.Do so many people have jobs that they hate?: this is getting
really fucking dumbIn the case of miscarriage, do we say that the
mother "lost the baby"?: say whatever the fuck you want.Doesn't
Communism work?: noDo you like your favorite band?: nope. hate em.Do
you like your favorite food?: im getting mad for real.Do you
practice/not practice Public Displays of Affection?: i dont mind
kissing or hugging in front of people but more than thats kind of
weird.Do you want to leave/stay?: leave always.Ask why?: what the fuck
are you talking aboutName: Kelly Nicole MelchiorreNicknames: Kelly
motherfucking nicole mother fucking mmmhmm thats good, mulky.. the
end.Age: 16Birthday: 7/12/88Nationality: dont even have oneCurrent
Height: 5'3"Hair Color: blonde and blackEye Color: green i thinkFamily:
carla jerry dylanLocation: newnanCollege:a faaaaaaaaar faaaaaaaaar away
one.Piercings: ears and belly bottonRed or Blue: redSpring or Fall:
springSanta or Rudolph: rudolph doesnt give me presents fuck himMath or
English: englishWhat are you going to do after you finish this survey:
going to bed.What was the last food you ate: cheese... mmmmHigh School
or College: College.Last movie you saw: panic room with sean and
lydLast noise you heard: hawthorne heights.Last time you went out of
state: spring breakThings you like in a girl/guy: friendship and
holding hands.What book are you reading now: none =(Favorite board
game: LIFEFavorite magazine: revolverWorst feeling in the world:
sleeping in a bed alone.First thing you think of in the morning: im in
bed alone. hahaFuture daughter's name: no kidsFuture son's name: kids
can suck itChocolate or Vanilla: chocolateDo you sleep with a stuffed
animal: yeah a platypusDream job: fashion designer/ photographer/
journalistWhats under your bed: another bedSchool or sleep?: wtf are
you retardedDad or mom?: i cant choose.Friend or foe?: friendGirl or
guy?: doesnt really matterLove or lust?: neitherBald or hair?:
hairBoxers or briefs?: normal little boy underwearBike or car?: carLife
or death?: lifedaughter or son?: deathMath or Science?: scienceChoir or
PE?: peRain or Sun?: depends on my moodwalking lawn mower or riding
lawn mower?: any i love cutting grassTrick or Treat?: fucking treat=
food...so treatWhat's a weird fear you have that no one else probably
does?: im not really scared of anything.. besides spiders..Is not Jon
Stewart great?: yeah hes alrightWhat song are you listening to?: i miss
you - incubusBest face wash/acne fighting product?: idkHow loud do you
sneeze?: fucking i just sneeze normalDo you like your handwriting?:
noUgliest color you've ever seen?: christmas colorsDoes having matching
socks matter to you?: no socksif you were in band, what would you call
it?: this survey is stupidLast time you were on a plane?: a long
time agoHave a digital camera?: yes but i htink its brokenHow big is
your TV?: let me go see... fucking idk normalHave you ever heard of
Mystery Science Theater 3000?: noHow many pillows do you sleep with?:
2sex.. good or bad?: depends on who its withMost annoying commercail
ever?: Lamest pick-up line ever?: i love lame pick up lines more than
anythingDumbest song ever?: anything that has to do with beyonceWorst
way to die?: in a fireWho's the funniest comedian?: dane mother fucking
cookEver been in a car accident?:yeahEver had braces?: noDo you know
HTML?: a bitWhat's the most useless class in school?: mathBest Jones
Soda flavor?: holy shit lydia drinks thatSomething you collect?:
hearts.. kidding um.. nothignSomething you're allergic to?:
nothingSomething you wish would die?: youWhat is your name?: kellyAre
you named after anyone?:nahWhat's your screename?: kellynicolemWould
you name a child of yours after you?: nopeIf you were born a member of
the opposite sex what would your name be?: rickyIf you could switch
names with a friend who would it be?: lydialAre there any
mispronounciations/typos that ppl do w/ your nameconstantly?:
melchiorre.. there are a ton of ways to fuck that upWould you drop your
last name if you became famous?: nah
This weekend was awesome. I <3 Lydia. So Freaking Much.
even when shes super drunk and threatening to makeout with the toilet
and as always the show was fun, got to see a bunch of kids i dont get to see a lot.
so friday was the show and hanging out with ryan kelly, his girlfriend, pat and sean.
and saturday i had more work bull shit and then seans.. and then katys house to get katie and katy
then jimmys/seans... then back to katys and then back to seans where me and lydia crashed.
then today me and lydia slept a lotttt and watched meet the barkers and next.
and.. ate bugels. ive never seen lydia as drunk as she was last night
and i loved it, which means we will be hanging out again next weekend
and drinking our depression away... wtf.
ok anyway
i start work tuesday. and i only work three days this week, which is good but it also sucks because i need money.
you are a liar lalalala.
i read my entire LJ.. jesus christ. haha thats all i can think to say.
this is all rambling.. im going to go.
And is that what you call tact? You're as subtle as a brick in the
small of my back. So let's end this call, and end this conversation.
and is that what you call a getaway? well tell me what you got away
with.
cause you left the frays from the ties you severed when you say best
friends means friends forever