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The totally random would you rather?
Would you rather?
Be pecked at by wild turkeys or step in cow poop with your bare feet?:
step in cow poop
lose your front teeth or lose a finger?:
ahh lose a finger!
french kiss a member of the same sex or see your dad naked?:
ummm.french kiss a member of the same sex.haha
Marry a member of the mofia or marry a secret agent?:
either would be cool. i pick secret agent.
Have moldly birthday cake or fresh beatles?:
beatles..like the people.
Be chased by a bear or face to face with an aligator?:
be chased by a bear.
Kiss your cousin or flash your brother?:
um..kiss my cousin.
Step on a wasp or step on a snake?:
snake
Go skinny dipping in the moonlight or go to a nude beach in full sunlight?:
haha skinny dipping
Be a vampire or a werewolf?:
werewolf.
Kiss your best friend or sleep with your ex?:
umm. best friend.
Be a gynocologist or a proctologist?:
ah.
Be dominate or submissive?:
dominate
Accidentally pee during sex, or accidentally fart, loudly?:
ahaha. i think pee.
Steal from a greedy rich man or have sex with him?:
steal!
Be lost in a desert or wounded in the forest?:
wounded in the forest. a forest man will come save me.
Break a heart or have a broken heart?:
broken heart.
Have a tiger for a pet or a monkey?:
monkey!
Be called a slut or a bitch?:
i think i've been called both.
Start the fight or end the fight?:
end it...with one last punch. haha
Be chased by a warthog or bitten by a spider?:
warthogs aren't fast are they?
Cheat or be cheated on?:
cheat..though i wouldn't.
Smell like a monkey or look like one?:
uh..smell. since you could shower and change that
Be blonde or brunette?:
brunette
Learn karate or tai chi?:
tai chi
Be kissed softly all over, or hard and passionately on the mouth?:
this question reminds me of sims. "peck".
Drown or fall to your death?:
drown. i dont think it would hurt as bad. though falling would be exciting
Share your dinner with a tiger or walk across a river of crocodiles?:
share dinner with tiger.
Cuddle with a bear or ride an elephant?:
cuddle with a bear.
Go to Europe or to the Carribean?:
europe. i would get so burnt in the carribean. haha
Be someone's sugar daddy or be someone's pimp?:
pimp, haha.
Eat rotten bananas or drink fermented juice?:
eww. i think i've eaten rotten bananas before.
Be famous or rich?:
rich
Watch Titanic or Die Hard?:
titanic
Be a superhero or villian?:
superhero
Be able to read minds or fly?:
read minds. but i want the ability to turn it off and on
Go to the river or the lake?:
clean river.
Listen to your mom sing or your dad sing?:
mom, since she sings all the time.
Be caught masturbating or be caught having kinky sex?:
ahh.
Be completely and forever lonely or bleed to death?:
bleed to death.
Run in a marathon or compete in the olympics?:
olympics.
Have chocolate cake or vanilla ice cream?:
chocolate cake
Be pooped on by a baby or throw up on yourself in the car?:
i'm pretty sure i've had both happen. haha
Fly with the eagles or swim with dolphins?:
fly with the eagles.