so ive never had a good fourth of july in my life.
and this one is no exception.
i thought itd be different because i have john.
but all i really have is a stomach ache.

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bullllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllshit.
bullllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllshit.
bullllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllshit.

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ahh sigh.
im sick of you.

so i closed at the bou three nights in a row.
GARR.
and tomorrow i work 10-5...
GARR.
that reminded me of the pirate noise ben used to make.
rarrr...

my feet look like old lady feet. they are sick.
luckily, they dont smell like karas vinegary feet any mas.
i feel like a beached whale right now.
im le tired.

boo.

observation...
wearing makeup to work results in: getting more tips, free parking and a new job that pays 9$ an hr. for when i go back to school.

yea, caribou hooks me up.