an open letter to myself
Dear Ovaries and Uterus,
Thank you so much for your recent efforts to sabotage The Sibling Project by running shorter and shorter each month, thereby wildly throwing off Our estimate of the Begin Date for the Project. We recognize and applaud your independent initiative on this matter, acknowledging that there was some resistance and uncertainty about the Project in Upper Management earlier this year. Your work in not reaching this goal has been admirable and quite effective.
Now, however, We must be clear that the appropriate time for starting the Project will be in about 2 weeks, and we wanted to be sure that you had time to prepare yourselves and get into the correct spirit for this enterprise.
We thank you in advance for your timely cooperation, and are confident that if We all work together, we can deliver the completed Sibling Project early next summer. We very much look forward to this goal.
Yours,
Upper Management
Thank you so much for your recent efforts to sabotage The Sibling Project by running shorter and shorter each month, thereby wildly throwing off Our estimate of the Begin Date for the Project. We recognize and applaud your independent initiative on this matter, acknowledging that there was some resistance and uncertainty about the Project in Upper Management earlier this year. Your work in not reaching this goal has been admirable and quite effective.
Now, however, We must be clear that the appropriate time for starting the Project will be in about 2 weeks, and we wanted to be sure that you had time to prepare yourselves and get into the correct spirit for this enterprise.
We thank you in advance for your timely cooperation, and are confident that if We all work together, we can deliver the completed Sibling Project early next summer. We very much look forward to this goal.
Yours,
Upper Management