I want to be the best man at the wedding.
Something I wrote up (with the help of my wonderful boyfriend's editing and his hilarious ideas) for cherry_tiger 's birthday! Yay! Happy Birthday! I hope you enjoy this... or are at least slightly amused. =D
Summary: The guys pass time while Hiruma and Mamori argue outside the locker room.
"Hiruma-kun! How could you do that to Sena! You-"
"Maybe if someone hadn't interfered and distracted him we wouldn't be in this fucking situation!"
Hiruma and Mamori's voices came through the door loud and clear. The other devil bats slowly got dressed. Carefully avoiding looking at Sena. No one wanted to be the first out that door.
"Interfered?! You had him balance on top of a 8 foot pole!"
"I fucking caught him didn't I?"
"So.. uh.. who want's to break them up?" Kuroki asked. He'd been the one to finish getting ready first, but there was no way he'd be the first one out.
"Not it!" Everyone said quickly. They all stared at Yukimitsu. He'd been the last to say it.
Oh man. Why isn't Musashi out of the shower yet!? I have to stall until he gets here... Yuki took a deep breath and said something no one expected. "Break them up? Those two love birds?"
Monta screamed in horror at the image Yuki's comment put into his head. Mamori, his sweet Mamori, feeding Hiruma the bento that Monta had always daydreamed of. No! Not the bit where she gets soy sauce on his lip! Don't do it Mamori! "NOOOOOOOO!"
Everyone stared at Monta. Togano grinned and elbowed Jumonji.
"Yeah. It's like they're attached at the hip or something."
Jumonji's eyes lit up. "Haven't you noticed how they are always the last ones to leave? I wonder what they end up doing."
"I've seen them leave the club house a few minutes before classes start. It looked like they spent the night together." Kuroki joined in.
"No! NO! NOOO! LIES!" Monta started to slowly rock back and forth on the bench.
Kurita turned towards the brothers, "Come on. Stop picking on Monta. I'm sure they just fell asleep together after working really hard one night." Kurita smiled at Monta, "don't worry about what they say. They're just coincidences. A lot of coincidences."
Monta nodded at Kurita blinking his tears away. "Right."
"Truth!" Komusubi said. Which translated to, "Master's right! There's no way they'd be doing anything else other than work hard for our team!"
"Komusubi's right! It is the truth! They walked out of the club house in the morning after doing the you-know-what!" Kuroki jabbed.
"That's not what-" Kurita started.
Kuroki quickly cut him off. "There was also that time when Mamori had some cream on her face. And then a few seconds later, she didn't!"
"And Hiruma was the only one there!" Jumonji continued.
"That's ... not really-" Kurita started again.
"Oh and that time during the game with the Dinosaurs! They were both gone!"
"Hiruma was injured!" Kurita said, exasperated.
"But they have their own secret language. How do we know that they're not declaring their love."
"And they eat lunch together! If that doesn't mean they aren't dating then I don't know what does."
"Well, that would explain why I saw them kissing when I came back to get my stuff from the club house..." Ishimaru added quietly.
"I want to be the best man at the wedding!" Taki kicked his leg up in the air and spun dramatically, then turned towards Ishimaru. "Did you hear someone say something?"
"It's okay Monta." Sena sat down next to him and pat his shoulder. "Hiruma won't let anything bad happen to Mamori. He'll take good care of her."
Monta looked up in shock at Sena. "E-Even you!?" He scrambled away from Sena, sliding off the bench, and curling up against the closest wall. "It's not true! It's not true!"
"The signs are all there. It is pretty obvious that they are dating." Musashi walked into the room dripping from the shower, with a finger in his ear.
"AHHHHHHHHHH!" Monta had had it. He stood up and started for the door. He had his hand on the door handle when it slammed open smashing him in the face.
"What's with all the fucking noise!?" Hiruma shouted.
"It sounded like Monta-kun." Momori commented from behind Hiruma. She was purposely adverting her eyes to Hiruma's back. "Is he okay?"
Monta was too upset to notice Mamori's real concern for him. He quickly removed himself from behind the door and rushed past them, muttering something about mind soap. Everyone quickly followed Monta out.
As Musashi left, he turned towards the couple in question and muttered just loud enough for Hiruma's pointy ears to pick up. "They're catching on you know."
"Che." Was Hiruma's quick response as he reached out for Mamori's hand.
--
I feel a little mean. But torturing Monta is really fun. I've really wanted to use Monta in my writing. And I finally have. and it definitely won't be the last time I use him. This was just so much fun!
Summary: The guys pass time while Hiruma and Mamori argue outside the locker room.
"Hiruma-kun! How could you do that to Sena! You-"
"Maybe if someone hadn't interfered and distracted him we wouldn't be in this fucking situation!"
Hiruma and Mamori's voices came through the door loud and clear. The other devil bats slowly got dressed. Carefully avoiding looking at Sena. No one wanted to be the first out that door.
"Interfered?! You had him balance on top of a 8 foot pole!"
"I fucking caught him didn't I?"
"So.. uh.. who want's to break them up?" Kuroki asked. He'd been the one to finish getting ready first, but there was no way he'd be the first one out.
"Not it!" Everyone said quickly. They all stared at Yukimitsu. He'd been the last to say it.
Oh man. Why isn't Musashi out of the shower yet!? I have to stall until he gets here... Yuki took a deep breath and said something no one expected. "Break them up? Those two love birds?"
Monta screamed in horror at the image Yuki's comment put into his head. Mamori, his sweet Mamori, feeding Hiruma the bento that Monta had always daydreamed of. No! Not the bit where she gets soy sauce on his lip! Don't do it Mamori! "NOOOOOOOO!"
Everyone stared at Monta. Togano grinned and elbowed Jumonji.
"Yeah. It's like they're attached at the hip or something."
Jumonji's eyes lit up. "Haven't you noticed how they are always the last ones to leave? I wonder what they end up doing."
"I've seen them leave the club house a few minutes before classes start. It looked like they spent the night together." Kuroki joined in.
"No! NO! NOOO! LIES!" Monta started to slowly rock back and forth on the bench.
Kurita turned towards the brothers, "Come on. Stop picking on Monta. I'm sure they just fell asleep together after working really hard one night." Kurita smiled at Monta, "don't worry about what they say. They're just coincidences. A lot of coincidences."
Monta nodded at Kurita blinking his tears away. "Right."
"Truth!" Komusubi said. Which translated to, "Master's right! There's no way they'd be doing anything else other than work hard for our team!"
"Komusubi's right! It is the truth! They walked out of the club house in the morning after doing the you-know-what!" Kuroki jabbed.
"That's not what-" Kurita started.
Kuroki quickly cut him off. "There was also that time when Mamori had some cream on her face. And then a few seconds later, she didn't!"
"And Hiruma was the only one there!" Jumonji continued.
"That's ... not really-" Kurita started again.
"Oh and that time during the game with the Dinosaurs! They were both gone!"
"Hiruma was injured!" Kurita said, exasperated.
"But they have their own secret language. How do we know that they're not declaring their love."
"And they eat lunch together! If that doesn't mean they aren't dating then I don't know what does."
"Well, that would explain why I saw them kissing when I came back to get my stuff from the club house..." Ishimaru added quietly.
"I want to be the best man at the wedding!" Taki kicked his leg up in the air and spun dramatically, then turned towards Ishimaru. "Did you hear someone say something?"
"It's okay Monta." Sena sat down next to him and pat his shoulder. "Hiruma won't let anything bad happen to Mamori. He'll take good care of her."
Monta looked up in shock at Sena. "E-Even you!?" He scrambled away from Sena, sliding off the bench, and curling up against the closest wall. "It's not true! It's not true!"
"The signs are all there. It is pretty obvious that they are dating." Musashi walked into the room dripping from the shower, with a finger in his ear.
"AHHHHHHHHHH!" Monta had had it. He stood up and started for the door. He had his hand on the door handle when it slammed open smashing him in the face.
"What's with all the fucking noise!?" Hiruma shouted.
"It sounded like Monta-kun." Momori commented from behind Hiruma. She was purposely adverting her eyes to Hiruma's back. "Is he okay?"
Monta was too upset to notice Mamori's real concern for him. He quickly removed himself from behind the door and rushed past them, muttering something about mind soap. Everyone quickly followed Monta out.
As Musashi left, he turned towards the couple in question and muttered just loud enough for Hiruma's pointy ears to pick up. "They're catching on you know."
"Che." Was Hiruma's quick response as he reached out for Mamori's hand.
--
I feel a little mean. But torturing Monta is really fun. I've really wanted to use Monta in my writing. And I finally have. and it definitely won't be the last time I use him. This was just so much fun!