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jarofpecans (9:28:08 PM): did i tell you i was pulled over fridqay night in grove for going like twenty five miles over the limit
jarofpecans (9:28:16 PM): AND i didn't get a ticket.
jarofpecans (9:28:56 PM): it's cause i am pretty and he was wearing jeans and i told him your not a real cop i gotsta go.
jarofpecans (9:29:43 PM): Then i sped away.
jarofpecans (9:31:16 PM): im realllll gigly right now. it is because i just had the last of the coffeee ice cream and i am about to burst out of my skin because fat is developing at an unearthly rate.
jarofpecans (9:32:01 PM): i must be from mars.
jarofpecans (9:32:06 PM): or men are from mars.
jarofpecans (9:32:11 PM): so i must be from the sun.
jarofpecans (9:32:37 PM): or pluto.
pretentious LOSER: the sun...thats why you get sunburned?
jarofpecans (9:33:48 PM): i dunno maybe... shut up. i said pluto too. there is hardly any sunshine out there.
jarofpecans (9:34:33 PM): maybe sun people can only stand to be on the sun and if they are anywhere else the sun punishes them because he is sad their away and they get sun burned.
jarofpecans (9:34:51 PM): BAM.
pretentious LOSER: but that wouldn't explain the need for chapstick in the wintertime.
jarofpecans (9:36:41 PM): who said i need chapstick in the winter time.
jarofpecans (9:36:52 PM): HUH?
pretentious LOSER: I think it was a snippet of a convo. we had this break....
pretentious LOSER: I'm pretty sure.
jarofpecans (9:38:29 PM): haha i do. because the sun wants my lips only to kiss people on the sun.
jarofpecans (9:38:42 PM): i have a reason for everything. just try me.
pretentious LOSER: indistructable!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pretentious LOSER: oh yeah
jarofpecans (9:39:24 PM): i probably need to go talk to someone else who can appreciate my genius.
pretentious LOSER: meh, the room is soooo distracting, AIM is sucking my energy...I gotta leave to do some homework.
pretentious LOSER: maybe some sage in a cave versus online
jarofpecans (9:40:06 PM): yeah well it is fine because i was leaving anyways to go find someone to APPRECIATE MY GENIUS.
Shut Up: awwwww...sorry...don't want to part on such bad terms
Shut UP: hope you don't hate me
Shut Up: :-(
Shut Up: nah, I know...
jarofpecans (9:40:58 PM): p.s. i am sorry i am an energey sucker, but after all i used to live on the most energized place around.
pretentious LOSER: you're not..AIM is
pretentious LOSER: people FREAK out on me on AIM.
pretentious LOSER: I guess cause I'm not on so much
jarofpecans (9:41:50 PM): ha ha ha ha WHAT?
Shut Up: (AIM is sucking my energy)
pretentious LOSER: sooo....
jarofpecans (9:42:14 PM): am i freaking you out cause ithis is how i normally am.
jarofpecans (9:42:15 PM): BYE
pretentious LOSER: later
gosh i just think i am the funniest person on the planet. i should just marry myself because i am never going to find anyone better.