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mikes boobs are amazing...
and fourtyoneinches is a very huge penis at that
tarah may drool but shes sure likely to throw a spoonful of cottage cheese at me and expect me not to get mad. it was in my hair. yea im still not over that. lol

I know its been like 10 years since ive updated this but seeing as my life never really goes as planned, im updating again. and i decided to update with a poem.

cheap shots and sarcastic remarks
wont get you any closer
to the life youll never have
what will it take to prove
you will still be the one
pushing everyone away.

yea so what it was like two minutes ago.

shove it in your but, cause youre not funny on que.

anyway i keep rubbing my eyes and it makes my sciatic nerve hurt. weird.

i used almost a whole 12oz bottle of purell, but almost doesnt cut it...it should be GONE!
nowimgonnagetsicklauren threw up this morning and she was in my bed so of course i had to ( Read more... )

So i just finished typing up my paper and walked the usual mile to drop it off...and i am sooooooooooo happy i am done. no more classes stupid uconn...at least not this semester. i got my shit from framingham the other day and it makes me excited because im really hoping that i get to go there in the fall cause i think it would be a lot easier ( Read more... )

so lili's cancer is back, which means she will inevitably be put to sleep. i dont think i could hate cell mutations any more than i do right now, thats for sure.

i love her and you cant take her away from me yet

woah this aint no jazzy fizzle prodictizzle. but anyway, i would just like to say that i hatttttttttttttttte you. yes you because i dont like your ATTITUDE!!!!!

so choke on scrotum and die, bitch.

love always
kelsey

im worried. it seems everyone around me is hurting and i cant do anything to help them. im lost for words and i have no ability to put myself in their possition because im so utterly amazed that people can hurt other people so easily. what goes around comes around i guess...but then again that wont solve anything either ( Read more... )

so i am here in my room cleaning over and over cause it never stops

thereisalwayssomethingtoclean.
thereisalwayssomethingtoforget.so my mom told me last night that Dr. Connoyer is going to look at Lili's ear and tell us whether or not he thinks it had metastasized to the point that there isnt really purpose for having the surgery. so i'm hoping ( Read more... )

i have class in 45 minutes and i hate the thought of walking there cause im really lazy. im doing a quick white strip cause i figure, im going to waste the half hour anyway, why not whiten my teeth while im at it...right? i mean all i have to do it breathe through my mouth for 30 minutes and not talk. i dont have a problem with that ( Read more... )