The Bates Family Legacy [1.10]
Welcome back! I'm not going to bother recapping since I just put out the last update earlier today, so here we go!
Paparazzi: "Lucy Bates is just like any regular teenager. She does her homework, attends school regularly, and is really quite studious..."
You must be really hard-up for a scoop when you're watching one of my potential legacy heiresses doing her homework.
Storm: "Honey, I'm overruling what your father said; you're not grounded anymore. After all, I understand what it's like to want to skip school every once in a while."
Evan: "But...I didn't skip school!"
Storm: "Sure, honey. You 'didn't' skip school. ;D"
Evan: "I DIDN'T! I AM A GOOD PERSON!"
Lol, jeez Blake! Why do your interpersonal skills suck so much?
Jeffrey Castor: "Hey man, nice skinny jeans. They really accent the curvature of your thighs."
Evan: "Thanks, Jeff. I really like how tight your shirt fits you!"
Slow clap for importance (and that wonderful new hairdo).
Ellie is so cute! I wish the world would stop taking a crap on her head.
I actually can't believe how fast this has been moving - the oldest child is days away from graduating!
I just thought this was pretty. :D
Wait - what?!! Didn't they just break up??
Oooooh, get you!
Goodwin, you bad-ass!
(Despite the angel he is, old!Goodwin has been constantly rolling up wants to get tattoo after tattoo!)
Meet Wayne Pidgin (he's Dilly the vampire's son).
Attractive, ain't he? ;)
He's going to be Evan's boyfriend! Just you wait and see!
LOL WOMAN WHAT ARE YOU WEARNG?
On an unrelated note, she and Goodwin are still adorbs.
Unfortunately, the majority of their day is spent on the couch making out watching television. They may be cute, but they're also boring.
I don't know who this guy is, just that he's from France and that Lucy had the immediate desire to acquaint herself with him. Possible fling/husband? He's good looking, at least!
So, in the spirit of getting Wayne to become Evan's boyfriend, I sent them to the park for a date. :)
Oh, jeez. We've got ourselves a bit of a problem here...
Like, d'oh! I got them dating, but it didn't make much of a pretty picture!
However, this did. :)
Storm: "IT'S AFTER 9 P.M., YOUNG MAN. AND YOU ARE IN SERIOUS TROUBLE. KEEP YOUR FORNICATION TO DAYLIGHT HOURS."
Evan: "But, Mooom!"
Yaaaaaaay! I seriously can't wait for the girls to grow up (and yeah, Evan too, but the girls are my favourite).
Oh Jesus, Blake. Didn't your mother teach you how to make friends?
I love his all of his unique birthday faces. They're so intelligent looking and not derpy at all.
WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?
So many things wrong with this!
Anyway, I gave Evan the flirty trait, because I didn't really know what else to do, and then decided that I should change his LTW because trying to master 4 traits just wasn't happening for him. Our boy isn't really artistically-inclined, despite what he might like to think.
Well said.
Anyway, his first conquest was Tim Burre, one of Storm's old flings (like mother, like son). But then this happened:
(Just pretend that says Evan)
HE'S BEEN FOUND OUT BY HIS ~BOYFRIEND~ (because apparently that title doesn't drop despite the age difference between him and Wayne).
That's where I'll leave you for now!
- Kelsey