The Bates Family Legacy [2.6]
Welcome back!
Not going to recap since I just posted the last chapter. xD Let us go forth and click on the cut text!
Just a regular day's work for Ellie.
Excellent hiding spot, dear. You're totally invisible and no one will see you.
I see you there, Pauline Wan and Hank Goddard! Very clever, game. Very clever.
Remember how I mentioned in an earlier chapter that Jean-Claude makes the best faces?
I did not lie.
Liang Bates: the best father-to-be, and my favourite sim, since ever. :D
YEAH, THE BABY'S COMING!
Wonderful face, Ellie. Photogenic as always.
Anyway, welcome to the Bates family, Ariel! The game gave her the genius trait, and I added in absent-minded, hoping that it would result in lols. I've never had an absent-minded sim before, so we'll see how this goes.
Obligatory "isn't the baby cute" photo, even though we all know that all babies look the same in this game. :P
Lucy's showing! How cute. :D
OMG COOLEST THING EVER!
Even though Evan and Stiles are just dating, Ariel considers Stiles her uncle. That's precious. :3
Ellie: "So, tell me Mortimer, would you be interest in marrying into the legacy for lols when my daughter is of age? You're not THAT much older than her."
Mortimer Goth: "Uh...Mommy!"
Time to go, Ellie. Quickly, before the guard dogs get here.
Just as photogenic as your sister, but OMG BABY'S COMING YAY. :D
Hellooooo, baby Jude Petit! The game gave him the excitable trait, and I threw in clumsy, again for the lols. :D I'm very excited to see him trip over things.
More obligatory baby photos.
Oh, oops. I didn't take many photos between Jude's birth and the double birthday, so sorry if this seems like I cheated.
(Who am I kidding? Of course I cheated. Babies are boring to watch for three days.)
OMG SHE'S CUTE!
GENERATION 3'S PROBABLE HEIRESS IS CUTE!
Jude's turn now!
OMG HE'S ALSO PRECIOUS!
(I had to make him over because his bald head was just creepy looking and his clothes were ~so last season.)
I'M SERIOUSLY IN LOVE WITH THESE CHILDREN. <3
Also, I'd just like to point out how wonderful a combination of her parents Ariel is. Like, wow!
Just Lucy being silly. She does that a lot.
Ugh, elderfication. D;
This makes me sad.
In other news, Stiles and Evan are still adorable.
For that reason, they got engaged! =D
This happened afterwards.
OMG THEY HAVE SHOWER SEX IN TS3. I DID NOT KNOW THIS.
I honestly have never laughed so hard.
Anyway, the engagement calls for A BACHELOR PARTY!
(Which also included Stiles, a couple of people Evan barely knew, and the paparazzi because he lost all of his Twinbrook friends. xD)
Anyway, I sent everyone down to the beach to have this party, since Sunset Valley doesn't have much in the way of night life, and the BEST BACHELOR PARTY OF ALL TIME ensued. I don't jest.
LMFAO. WHAT ARE YOU GUYS WEARING.
WHAT, WHAT, WHAT ARE YOU DOING.
Seriously, the dress code was "dress to impress," not "dress like Cornelia Goth and Vanilla Ice."
Omg this party has just gotten so much better.
When the dancers showed up, I was like crying tears of joy.
(Also, five bucks says Liang called the dancers since he has ~military connections.)
Meanwhile, my favourite couple in the whole wide world was just making me love them even more.
Oh, and then Jean-Claude decided it was time to become an elder. Craziest cluster-fuck bachelor party/birthday ever (but also the best).
Lady: "I'M VERY EXCITED FOR YOU, OLD MAN. JUST LET ME TOOT MY HORN IN YOUR FACE."
Jean-Claude: "I'm too old for this party; peace, going home."
Meanwhile, the party dancers were getting everyone all riled up...
And Stiles and Evan were being...well, they were being Stiles and Evan.
(Also, excellent outfits. Evan looks very ~flamboyant.)
Whaddup, Vanilla Ice?
Liang: "Take pity on me; Ellie said this look was all the rage in western culture."
Evan: "I love the way he dances. O___0"
Rather randomly, the happy couple kind of ran off and stole this old lady's picnic that she'd left there. Bahahaha. This has been the most bizarre yet wonderful party I've ever had.
Meanwhile, these two were just chilling, watching the stars and being unorthodox.
(Sorry, useless pictures are useless but I love them! <3)
Anyway, the party wound down, the guests went home, and I went back to the house to find Jean-Claude chilling with his new cane. Yes, I gave him a cane. Muahahaha.
Jean-Claude: "All the better to whack the little punks with."
You said it, gramps!
Anyway, believe it or not I'm not finished with this massive update yet. I still have to upload a picspam post of cute Ariel/Jude photos (they were clogging up my chapters but I was unwilling to part with them). See you soon!
- Kelsey