[#573: jamson]
lately i have been taken in by the sherlock holmes fandom. POLLYS FAULT? perhaps
all our jokes now consist of watson loving jam, we seriously talked about this for like 4 hours last night.
me: im like dying
saucegay: are you
5:09 AM ehyeee HYEEE HYEEE-ing
me: UUUYYUU EUUHGH UH UH UH HYE
saucegay: FFFFFUUUUCK
that's how i laugh
me: lo;ololol
saucegay: there's no actual sex in this link you sent me
fuck you kelly
my glistening loins
me: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
5:10 AM saucegay: watson's spicy breath
from all the curry
me: no i just got to the end and was like SHIT
oh man spicy jam watson
john "spicy jam" watson
saucegay: is tonight a spicy night? or a jam night?
perhaps.... a combination of both....
me: lolllllllllllll
i want watson to slowly go insane and start to incorporate jam into every other word he says
5:11 AM saucegay: HAHAH
me: by jove holmes thats incredijamible
saucegay: oh god oh god oh god i want this so bad
until watson can't even get aroused without jam
and he's just like i-i'm sorry mary, i don't know what's jam over me
me: and he just shouts jam when he comes
5:12 AM LTFO
saucegay: HAHA
me: ahhh shut
shit
SHIT
saucegay: i think you mean to say AHHH JAAAAM
me: my cat left, furious at me
saucegay: HAHA
cat left to fetch some jam
saucegay: holmes why must you play violin at 3 in the morning
me: HOOOLLMESSSS
saucegay: HOOOOOLMES
5:40 AM WHY MUST YOU PLAY YOUR JAM AT 3 IN THE JAM
me: lololol
JAM JAM JAM JAM HOLMES JAM
saucegay: JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM
me: its just like every word people say to watson now is just jam to him
5:41 AM saucegay: when he and holmes make love holmes just whispers sweet jam in his ear
applying jam over his navel, rubbing gentle circles
me: and suddenly holmes becomes a giant jam pot and this is a fetish fic plot
lolol
saucegay: yesssssssssssssss
me: WHISPERING SWEET JAMS INTO YOUR EAR
5:42 AM saucegay: how old are bears?
me: do jams love
saucegay: does your jam whisper to you
me: yes, exclaims watson
saucegay: nono i think you mean
"yes," watson ejaculated
oh god boxing scene
me: watson ejaculates jam
saucegay: this is the gayest fucking scene
saucegay: this is how i intepret this
JAM!!!
awww now i want
watson to be sick
and holmes has to feed him jam
or rather i want holmes to be sick and watson force feeds him jam
despite holmes hating it
me: ltfo
THIS JAM IS THE ONLY THING THAT WILL CURE YOU
6:16 AM saucegay: also my lovins
me: GODDAMMIT WATSON I HAVE TIPHUS WHAT KIND OF DOCTOR ARE YOU
saucegay: these are watson's medical advices
LOVE AND JAM, MY DEAR HOLMES
i have a PhD do not question me
me: JAM JAM MY DEAR HOLMES, JAM
a phjam
saucegay: do not jam me
i have a doctorate in jamology
objam
objamyn
sorry
me: jamoctorate in jametics
6:17 AM LTFO
saucegay: you need some jametic surgery
me: objamyn
saucegay: i'd love to have watson as mine
my vagina hurts, doctor
apply some jam
me: hed just spread jam on your vagina
saucegay: and it'd get worse
but it'd be worth it
to see his face light up
his jam colored gaze
his gaze colored jam
6:18 AM me: his face the color of a sugar free jam
saucegay: NNNN
me: take three jams a day and jam jam jam on your jam
saucegay: jam all over my body holmes
please i jam of you
me: JAM ME HOLMES JAM
6:19 AM saucegay: and holmes just stares blankly
hovering over watson as he bits his pillow, tears in his eyes, awaiting the jam
me: watson in hysterics wrything on the floor
saucegay: oh god jamson is the worst thing ever
me: i know
i know
i know
I KNOW POLLY
saucegay: SOBBB
JAAMM
we should sleep
me: JAMMMUUUU
saucegay: JAMUUU
JAMU DAIIISUKI
me: yeah im about to pass into sweet jam
6:20 AM saucegay: kay i will jam with you tomorrow
jam night
me: okay jam night
saucegay: good jam
me: have sweet jams
saucegay: hhahaah
god
FUCK US
me: FUCK
saucegay: i mean jam us, sorry
me: FUCCCCCCCCCCCK
saucegay: my jampologies
me: don't jam about it
it's jam
saucegay: HAHA
god
6:21 AM i hate us
okay seriously jam time
me: okay jam jam
saucegay: jamjam, jammy
me: jam jam jam jammy jam
saucegay: jam <3
me: OKAY JAMNIGHT COMMITING SUICIDE
saucegay: HAHAHAHA
BYE
me: j..jamicide
saucegay: uguu
me: jammuu~~~
okay okay dying
why is my life sad
all our jokes now consist of watson loving jam, we seriously talked about this for like 4 hours last night.
me: im like dying
saucegay: are you
5:09 AM ehyeee HYEEE HYEEE-ing
me: UUUYYUU EUUHGH UH UH UH HYE
saucegay: FFFFFUUUUCK
that's how i laugh
me: lo;ololol
saucegay: there's no actual sex in this link you sent me
fuck you kelly
my glistening loins
me: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
5:10 AM saucegay: watson's spicy breath
from all the curry
me: no i just got to the end and was like SHIT
oh man spicy jam watson
john "spicy jam" watson
saucegay: is tonight a spicy night? or a jam night?
perhaps.... a combination of both....
me: lolllllllllllll
i want watson to slowly go insane and start to incorporate jam into every other word he says
5:11 AM saucegay: HAHAH
me: by jove holmes thats incredijamible
saucegay: oh god oh god oh god i want this so bad
until watson can't even get aroused without jam
and he's just like i-i'm sorry mary, i don't know what's jam over me
me: and he just shouts jam when he comes
5:12 AM LTFO
saucegay: HAHA
me: ahhh shut
shit
SHIT
saucegay: i think you mean to say AHHH JAAAAM
me: my cat left, furious at me
saucegay: HAHA
cat left to fetch some jam
saucegay: holmes why must you play violin at 3 in the morning
me: HOOOLLMESSSS
saucegay: HOOOOOLMES
5:40 AM WHY MUST YOU PLAY YOUR JAM AT 3 IN THE JAM
me: lololol
JAM JAM JAM JAM HOLMES JAM
saucegay: JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM
me: its just like every word people say to watson now is just jam to him
5:41 AM saucegay: when he and holmes make love holmes just whispers sweet jam in his ear
applying jam over his navel, rubbing gentle circles
me: and suddenly holmes becomes a giant jam pot and this is a fetish fic plot
lolol
saucegay: yesssssssssssssss
me: WHISPERING SWEET JAMS INTO YOUR EAR
5:42 AM saucegay: how old are bears?
me: do jams love
saucegay: does your jam whisper to you
me: yes, exclaims watson
saucegay: nono i think you mean
"yes," watson ejaculated
oh god boxing scene
me: watson ejaculates jam
saucegay: this is the gayest fucking scene
saucegay: this is how i intepret this
JAM!!!
awww now i want
watson to be sick
and holmes has to feed him jam
or rather i want holmes to be sick and watson force feeds him jam
despite holmes hating it
me: ltfo
THIS JAM IS THE ONLY THING THAT WILL CURE YOU
6:16 AM saucegay: also my lovins
me: GODDAMMIT WATSON I HAVE TIPHUS WHAT KIND OF DOCTOR ARE YOU
saucegay: these are watson's medical advices
LOVE AND JAM, MY DEAR HOLMES
i have a PhD do not question me
me: JAM JAM MY DEAR HOLMES, JAM
a phjam
saucegay: do not jam me
i have a doctorate in jamology
objam
objamyn
sorry
me: jamoctorate in jametics
6:17 AM LTFO
saucegay: you need some jametic surgery
me: objamyn
saucegay: i'd love to have watson as mine
my vagina hurts, doctor
apply some jam
me: hed just spread jam on your vagina
saucegay: and it'd get worse
but it'd be worth it
to see his face light up
his jam colored gaze
his gaze colored jam
6:18 AM me: his face the color of a sugar free jam
saucegay: NNNN
me: take three jams a day and jam jam jam on your jam
saucegay: jam all over my body holmes
please i jam of you
me: JAM ME HOLMES JAM
6:19 AM saucegay: and holmes just stares blankly
hovering over watson as he bits his pillow, tears in his eyes, awaiting the jam
me: watson in hysterics wrything on the floor
saucegay: oh god jamson is the worst thing ever
me: i know
i know
i know
I KNOW POLLY
saucegay: SOBBB
JAAMM
we should sleep
me: JAMMMUUUU
saucegay: JAMUUU
JAMU DAIIISUKI
me: yeah im about to pass into sweet jam
6:20 AM saucegay: kay i will jam with you tomorrow
jam night
me: okay jam night
saucegay: good jam
me: have sweet jams
saucegay: hhahaah
god
FUCK US
me: FUCK
saucegay: i mean jam us, sorry
me: FUCCCCCCCCCCCK
saucegay: my jampologies
me: don't jam about it
it's jam
saucegay: HAHA
god
6:21 AM i hate us
okay seriously jam time
me: okay jam jam
saucegay: jamjam, jammy
me: jam jam jam jammy jam
saucegay: jam <3
me: OKAY JAMNIGHT COMMITING SUICIDE
saucegay: HAHAHAHA
BYE
me: j..jamicide
saucegay: uguu
me: jammuu~~~
okay okay dying
why is my life sad