Stolen from bodandra

[keltickefiwolf]

Shannon starved to death while playing computer games

Shannon was later revived by the milk of Angelina Jolie

'What will your Headline be?' at QuizGalaxy.com

Aaaaaamen.

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[dmd]

Dan threw their shoe at a lighthouse

The lighthouse toppled over killing 3 people

'What will your Headline be?' at QuizGalaxy.com

[warsawkook]

OH GOD YES.

SUCKLE ME MOMMY.

Er sorry thing for Angelina Jolie and yanno. Same name and all. ;D

[iriedanym]

Mine was lame. It said I pointed a gun at George W, who freaked out and had the bodyguards beat me up. One, if that was true, I wouldn't be beaten up, I would be in high security prison. Obviously the quiz writer didn't learn anything in history class.