Goddamn, I am the best self-saboteur I have ever met.

I think I need some help, but I'm not sure which kind or where from.

Remember if you’re lost in the jungle, to look for bananas. There are no bananas where there are no people.

Bananas are sterile hybrids, like mules. Put that in your pipe and smoke it, Kirk Cameron.

When did the little girl who couldn’t for the life of her figure out what to do with eyeliner become the young woman who can’t leave the house without foundation and powder - even to the store at three in the morning?

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Dear Shannon,

You are an unbelievable idiot. It is time to man up and get back to work.

Hugs and Snuggles,
Shannon

What am I DOING?
I must be crazy. This guy is sweeping me off my feet, and it is stupid. I can’t figure out if I am just trying to drown break-up pain in fixation or if this kid is actually....something special. I mean. This is a booty call, and I am getting a little stupid about it.

We fell asleep facing eachother, holding eachother, each with one ( Read more... )

Why not eat meat? I mean, I did it too, for a year or so, but I just wanted to see if I could. And I certainly did not go so far as veganism.

I want to hurt as few living creatures as possible. They are our cousins.

In what way?

In that we share this world with them.

As beautiful as that sentiment is, it doesn’t make sense. As softly as you tread ( Read more... )

What a bitchin’ Valentine’s Day. Sex, wine, cupcakes, loud music and good friends. I love Toronto. I am settling in here. I will be happy, I will miss it come summer. This is what I have been looking for.

I bought a bottle of cabernet and two forties of...beer last night. Roommate decided forties was the right way to buy beer. Bought them, planned to drink tomorrow night or later tonight in a calm, glass of wine and conversation fashion with Aaron. Fell asleep around eleven. Cue 12:30am, T RINGS THE GODDAMN DOORBELL. I get it because I am the only ( Read more... )

I WILL start posting again! I will. I love having this livejournal as a story of my life during high school and I dont want to lose that in uni. So even though god knows nobody reads this thing, I will update. Because my life is WORTH recording ( Read more... )