Messing with Santa's brain.

[kelvandor]

Want to screw up Santa's child-organization scheme?

Ask for coal for Christmas.

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[hafoc]

If you REALLY want to mess with him, ask for some of that "Clean Coal" the coal industry is always shilling. He'll have to go to Never Never Land to find any-- if it exists even there.

[kelvandor]

Okay, so doing someing shifty like that on purpose would end you up on the 'Naughty' list, right? And folks on the Naughty list get coal. But you asked for coal...

I think I'm going to start leaving Aspirin and Maloxx for Santa instead of milk and cookies. He may start needing them after this...