This town, aaaahaaaah...

[kelvingreen]

Look, there's nothing here, okay? I just set this up so I could freely comment on the LiveJournals of friends.
So don't expect any witty insights from me here. If you want my particular brand of clever word-wittery, then go to my Blogger.
But thanks for stopping by anyway. :)

Comments

[elviravixen]

i cannot believe you took what i can only assume to be a valuable 2 minutes of your life setting up this journal in order to spy on "buck tooth, beer belly" from secondary school... ;)

[kelvingreen]

Firstly, let me apologise completely for the hideous "buck tooth, beer belly" thing. That was irredeemably terrible of me. We became friends after that though, which is probably why I never apologised until now. So sorry too for being late with the apology! :)
Secondly, don't assume anything of the sort. As has almost always been the case, I dedicate my days to wasteful, unimportant activities. :)
Thirdly, I didn't set this up just for you. I know a number of people who have made the (clearly incorrect) choice to use LiveJournal. You just ain't that special, toots. :)

[elviravixen]

i'll forgive you for the horrific slights at my then awkward physical appearance, despite the fact that a lesser female may have been reduced to surgery or a debilitating eating disorder

[kelvingreen]

Aha! But did you ever make up with Joanna "I'm Great I Am" Meades? :)
I heard from Wayne, who seems to be stuck there. I may have to mount a rescue mission. Other than that, I've not been contacted by anyone. That's the price of unpopularity! :) I did hear from Steve Davison, who was mumbling something about going to uni here in Yankland, but nothing since.
Gareth E-S in NY penthouses? Bizarre, but who knows...

'I have no wish to converse with anyone spawned from the cesspit that is our "home town"...'

Right. I'll be off then... :)