I yoinked this from someone on Blurty =x

[kelzdipz]

For all those men who say, "Why buy the whole cow when you can get the milk for free." Here's an update for you.
Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why?
Because women realize "its not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage."

Comments

[n4th4n]

I SEE. but dont you mean big sausage?
(talkin about me here...)

[kelzdipz]

My bad. Of course Nafan :P