A selection from Kenan Tradeu's "Recipes THEY don't want you to know about"

[kenanhattington]

As I looked through my potential ingredients for my next potential meal, I thought to myself "Why not mix things up today?"
Why not throw some ingredients together and make something that truly defines me, unfortunately, I think I did.

Hot dogs, tortillas and cheese for some reason jumped out at me in my hunger fueled delirium.  So I proceeded

Comments

[cosasqueson]

Something similar happened to an Indian in a novel I just finished and I'm wondering how you feel about that.
But I lol'd way harder at this.

[kenanhattington]

how did that "happen" to him? Did a failure roll just show up at his door?

[cosasqueson]

He was convinced his dreams contained important messages he had to follow, and he kept dreaming about peanut butter and onion sandwiches. So he had to eat them. Or so he thought.

[kenanhattington]

Well now I know why I hate Indians