A lol and a half
The following are real quotes by the girl who sites infront of Hon in his grade 12 anthro class. Remember, this is just from today's class. He'll be writing em down every day, because they are the greatest ever.
{Edit - I thought people were smart enough to figure out who was who, but apparent not. L: represents everything she says, while O: is other, so basically anyone else.}
1.) L: “Women are just smarter than men. End of arguemnt.”
O: “What about Galileo? And Da Vinci?”
L: “They were crazy though. Didn’t he cut off his own ear?”
2.) O: “What’s high school for?”
L: “Instead of just like, learning one thing like English, we learn to think like other homo courses.”
3.) O: “What is success in life?”
L: “Success is like, coming home to a family, unless they’re retarded or something. I mean, if you come home to nothing, what the hell is that?”
4.) L: “I hate people.”
O: “That’s why people hate you too.”
L:“Shut up, Cokehead.”
5.) L: “So prostitution isn’t alright?”
O: “That’s why-“
L: “Shut up, Cokehead.”
6.) L: “Isn’t t alright to take a chance for your kids? Unless they’re faggots, then I’d just kill them."