Ryan is the best guy on the planet, bruce is just a lagger.

Jan 06, 2006 01:14

So I was thinking about it, right?

Ryan is the best person I know.

Best looking, strongest, smartest, best looking and overall has the largest e-penis of any man alive. In light of all this I, Adam Kendal, of sound mind and uncompramised account, do hereby bequeath all of my earthly possessions to Ryan Danger Petroff as of right..... nnnnnnow.

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evilgryn January 6 2006, 06:19:43 UTC
Oh man, this has been a long time coming.

I'd like to thank the acadamy, jesus and of course, the Kendal family for not getting in my way way I plunder the things of thier living firstborn son.

kthnx!

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chronic_powers January 6 2006, 08:27:45 UTC
You should probably go get the stuff now, while he's in Colorada and has no way of letting you know he changed his mind. Then when he comes back and tries to get his stuff back, you can just show him this. Oh, and for that plan to work, you would have to destroy all evidence other evidence that you've been on his computer at all.

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evilgryn January 6 2006, 08:35:58 UTC
Hmmmmmmm, I could...... delete everything in the blog except this post and my first comment, burn his computer with thermite and KILL all the parties involved.

That sounds hard though!

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WTF! kel_thuzad January 6 2006, 21:29:51 UTC
Bruce is a lagger??? wtf i have a 500k dl n00b! ur the lagger

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Re: WTF! evilgryn January 6 2006, 21:47:26 UTC
What, you mean how i lagged your mom last night, minuteman? That's right, bitch, I went there.

MMMMMHHHMMMMM.

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yeah, I love having several accounts that dont belong to me kendalisonfire January 6 2006, 21:51:33 UTC
oh, burn dude, burn you just got buned dude. BURN.

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