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Brigits_Flame, January Just-for-Fun Entry 01: Angels

Jan 10, 2009 17:16

Anthony rubbed his temples and pawed his comm. "What do you mean, 'it isn't in the dumpster'? You looked twice? Then the tree! Try the tree. Probability heuristic is at 92% now, since it wasn't in the dumpster, the grocery store, or the public pool. Yeah. Call me back."

He took a sip of coffee. "Fucking cats. Why can't they fucking stay ( Read more... )

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jamais_toujours January 13 2009, 07:20:49 UTC

"God likes ducks"

I died with laughter XD.

kenderlord January 15 2009, 18:51:05 UTC

Hee!

I'm not a religious person, but I think there is evidence to suggest that a force is looking out for The Duck. The family anatidae is one of the few bird families that feature penises in males. (Other birds have cloacas, which are gender-unspecific genital vents) Some duck species have enormous penises.

Just... just sayin'.
-D

jamais_toujours January 16 2009, 16:10:27 UTC

Always good to know XD. I can imagine wowing other guests at a very important and elegant dinner party someday (because I obviously attend these regulary) with my new found knowlegde of ducks' penises. I'm forever in your debt :P.

kenderlord January 16 2009, 16:13:41 UTC

You never know. Some heads of state are very puerile (c.f. my country's outgoing executive).
-D

Edit harlotbug3 January 15 2009, 18:32:49 UTC

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Re: Edit kenderlord January 15 2009, 18:48:01 UTC

[Refriended.]

What would go on an angel's desk? I really couldn't decide.

Let us say, instead, that it's a picture of St. Anthony and St. Barbara holding up victorious fingers after beating Hanuman and Vishnu in a pick-up game of basketball, played in Kashmir on the eve of India's independence.

I'm glad you liked it!

Om mani padme hum is a Buddhist mantra - OM and HUM have metaphysical meanings that are beyond me, because I'm not a buddhist or a buddhist scholar, but mani padme means "the jewel is in the lotus". It's supposed to be, I think (and actual buddhists please correct me if I'm wrong), the six most perfect syllables that can be said by a person.

Which is why Saint Anthony's a dick about it.
-D

bluemoon02 January 17 2009, 15:37:22 UTC

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