Had to post this

[kenezbian]

When I was 19 (2005) I had eye surgery to repair a muscle. Here's an excerpt from the Myspace blog post.

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Saturday i was feeling better, but looking worse - the swelling went down, but this exposed my actual eye, and we discovered that when your actual eye bruises, it just turns red and looks like you're a vampire or something. also, the

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[zsomeone]

Years ago, a horse gave me a black eye and my ex wouldn't go anywhere with me because everybody kept giving him evil looks.

[kenezbian]

I was making kids cry. We went to Wal-Mart about a week later and I smiled at a 4yo-ish kid and he screamed. If looks could kill his mom would've had me lasered to ash. I felt awful. I would've worn an eyepatch just to hide it from people but dr said no eyepatches or bandages cuz I needed to use the muscle he altered. =/

[zsomeone]

THAT'S AWESOME.

All I had was the typical bruising and a little swelling.

[kenezbian]

Surgeon hit an artery and my eye bled all over - the entire white of my eye was red. It was pretty wicked but a lot of people avoided my gaze for a long time. LOL

[zsomeone]

Found this, looks reasonably easy http://www.buzzfeed.com/peggy/12-amazing-diy-nail-art-designs-using-scotch-tape

[kenezbian]

Thanks! I'm not a huge fan of scotch tape nails since they never work for me (always end up peeling up the bottom layer of polish =/) but I'll add these to my list!