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Ahh, an afternoon alone grooming my cute Pokemon... just time alone to fix them up! No roommates to bother me. How could it get any better than this?
Oh, hi Ruu-kun!
Hi Yuuta.
Hey Ruu-kun, you'll never guess what happened to me in the inn this morning! This guy was smiling at me and talking to me!
That's very interesting.
He was being real friendly, and I think he was coming onto me! I think he might've thought I was gay! Or a girl. Either one.
Ahem, so, uh, why are you telling me this? Why should I care? I don't care. What did you have for lunch today?
Oh, you don't have to get all defensive about it, Ruu-kun...
I'm not getting defensive! What do I care about some gay guy you met, okay? I'm trying to groom my Pokemon.
Oh, I didn't mean anything by it, Ruu-kun. I just think it's something we should be able to talk about!
I don't want to talk about it, Yuuta! This conversation is over!
Yeah, but...
OVER!
Well, okay... but just so you know!
If you were gay
That'd be okay
I mean 'cause hey,
I'd like you anyway!
Because you see
If it were me
I would feel free to say
That I was gay (I might be gay)
Yuuta, please! I am trying to groom!
... What?
If you were queer
I'd still be here
Yuuta, I'm trying to--
Year after year
Yuuta!
Because the island sucks
Argh!
And I know that you
What?
Would accept me too
I would?
If I told you today
"Hey guess what, I'm gay!"(I might be gay)
I'm happy just hangin' with you
So what should it matter to me
What you do at night with your Pokemon?
YUUTA WHAT
Just kidding!
If you were gay
I'd shout "Hooray!"
I AM NOT LISTENING
And here I'd stay
But I wouldn't get in your way
You can count on me
To always be
Beside you every day
To tell you it's okay
You were just born that way
And as they say
It's in your DNA
You're gay!
BUT I'M NOT GAY
If you were gay.