* Ken's Guide of Signs that You Are Getting Old *

[kenlin]

As the final minutes of what was supposed to be "my year" according to the Chinese Zodiac crap, I thought I would compile some reflection and observations about myself that I have made when I realize that I am getting old

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[bigfundrew]

Bless your tired little withered heart.
You're not old. I mean, you're sure as hell not a youngen any more...but you're not old sugar.

[bigfundrew]

oh..and Happy Birthday, bubby.

[kenlin]

Thank you so very much. Yes I know I'm not that old but I am starting to live old and I need to snap out of it! Thank you, handsome!

[bearistab67]

Happy Birthday!! *HUGS*

[kenlin]

YAH! Thanks, and I'll take another shot of that vodka please!

[daved010]

Happy Birthday!

[kenlin]

Thank you! The cupcake was lovely but not enuff candles... oh I guess there isn't enuff room! LOL!

[happygoatee]

8. You have no clue what the young 20 year old techies are talking about such as "Twitter" and other new fads. You join "Twitter" just because and still don't get it. Also you cannot figure out your new cell phone or texting or anything of the features since it's too advanced. *puzzled*

LOL, Yeah, you're getting older. I have a co-worker who prefers to use the word USED than OLD. Yeah, youre getting USED. Nah, I like OLD better.

Happy Birthday Amigo.

[kenlin]

I just figured out how to make calls to someone's secondary number on my phone and I've had it for 2 months now. Isn't that terrible! OMG!

[fredneckteddy]

happy birthday babe :) *HUGE BEAR HUGS*

[kenlin]

Thank you thank you. Can i have another bear hug. mmmmmmmm