Fic: Kindly Masters
Title: Kindly Masters
Fandom: Glee
Pairing: Puck/Kurt
Rating: PG
Word Count: 100
Disclaimer: If I were Ryan Murphy, oh the havoc I would wreak.
Summary: Kurt wants a cat.
A/N: Because sometimes I take orders from my friends.
"What do you have against cats?"
"I don’t like them. They don’t like me."
"Is that it?"
"It’s not enough?"
"No."
"What if I told you I’m allergic?"
Kurt eyed Puck skeptically. "Actually allergic or 'I really don’t want one' allergic?"
"Actually allergic."
"Then you have two options. One, you go get an allergy shot or two, I will tie you to the bed," Puck’s eyes lit up, "and give you one."
Puck stared. "You’re a little scary sometimes."
"But you love me anyway," Kurt said, kissing his boyfriend’s cheek.
"Yeah, yeah, yeah."
"So we can get a cat?"
"No."
Fandom: Glee
Pairing: Puck/Kurt
Rating: PG
Word Count: 100
Disclaimer: If I were Ryan Murphy, oh the havoc I would wreak.
Summary: Kurt wants a cat.
A/N: Because sometimes I take orders from my friends.
"What do you have against cats?"
"I don’t like them. They don’t like me."
"Is that it?"
"It’s not enough?"
"No."
"What if I told you I’m allergic?"
Kurt eyed Puck skeptically. "Actually allergic or 'I really don’t want one' allergic?"
"Actually allergic."
"Then you have two options. One, you go get an allergy shot or two, I will tie you to the bed," Puck’s eyes lit up, "and give you one."
Puck stared. "You’re a little scary sometimes."
"But you love me anyway," Kurt said, kissing his boyfriend’s cheek.
"Yeah, yeah, yeah."
"So we can get a cat?"
"No."