Michelle Wei sucks... Im tired of hearing about her... maybe if she actually won something it would be more tolerable... something... anything. Im waiting to hear how she won a family bowling game after she tanked the pro-golf one... that would somehow make the news.
Fuckin ESPN.

DO WE HAVE TO SPEND THE REST OF THE GAD DAMNED DAY TALKING ABOUT NOTHING BUT THAT? GOOD LORD ESPN GIVE IT A FUCKING BREAK!!! IS IT NECCESSARY FOR THE MAYOR OF NEW YORK TO HAVE A 2 HOUR PRESSCONFERENCE ON A MINOR PLANE CRASH ( Read more... )

Haha!! I got this as a forwarded message and its kind of funny ( Read more... )

Soo... Im listening to the news... and Hugo Chavez is on it... and I can understand someone saying inflammatory things about Bush... but dont come in here and say that you hope the US is taken down and you pray you are there to see the day ( Read more... )

Why is it that when the media gets ahold of something... its the "culture" the person is from... not the person ( Read more... )

"You can have this product for 4 easy payments of $19.95. I would like to have a product that was available for 3 easy payments and one fuckin complicated payment. We could tell you which payment it is, but one of these payments is going to be a bitch. The mailman will get shot to death, the envelope will not seal, and the stamp will be in the ( Read more... )

So... Columbine all over again ( Read more... )

Went to see Carlos Mencia's "The Punisher" Tour... almost 3 hours of hilarity... Roxie and I laughed our asses off the entire time. Jo Koy is funny as hell as well.. check him out if you ever get the chance.

So Bryan got his girl pregnant and they decided that after dating for 3 1/2 months they would get married... considering I was already annoyed that she basically lived here I decided to get the fuck out and got a new apartment, much nicer than this one actually and brand new. I will be the first person to live in my apartment, which is a first for ( Read more... )

...to fight and conquer in all your battles is not supreme excellence; supreme excellence consists in breaking the enemy's resistance without fighting.
-Sun Tzu