My pirate name is:
Bloody John Flint
Every pirate lives for something different. For some, it's the open sea. For others (the masochists), it's the food. For you, it's definitely the fighting. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!
Get your own pirate name from fidius.org. I kind of figured it would either be that or something crazy with a lot of flair like a real swashbuckler. Oh well