I feel i'm heading for a fall ( Read more... )

My life has been rolling along at a steady pace, and it kind of feels like time is slipping away from me ( Read more... )

I should know better than to make jokes about a girl's weight.

Especially if she is buying chocolate.

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'threw you the obvious, and you flew with it on your back'

People at bjj training often say 'You'll never really learn if you don't get tapped out', and i've got to say i agree with them ( Read more... )

I took dad to the airport today. He's going to singapore for three weeks to catch up with some of his friends and family, and also for chinese new year.

So i get the house to myself for three weeks.

Funny thing is, after a few days, the house always feels too big for just me.

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What exactly is the story behind valentine's day, anyway?

*goes to ( Read more... )

To begin with...

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Connor sat in front of the typewriter and cracked his knuckles. For so long he had put it off, but today was the day. Today is the day my masterpiece is written. It was strange for Connor, that confidence, but he knew it as surely as he knew the sun would rise.

Fingers resting lightly on the keys, awaiting that first ( Read more... )

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‘I don’t know, man. I just don’t get into the “gorilla as pet” thing’

‘Yeah but hear me out, Jeff. It’s a gorilla.’

‘Okay yeah, it’s kind of cool. But you get it home and then what? Just leave it in the corner, maybe put it in the backyard? Watch it eat bananas, maybe sometimes it just jacks itself off?’

‘Well, I guess so. I mean, I ( Read more... )

So little to say, really ( Read more... )

I really can't seem to get my head around anything at the moment, like a child trying to catch a feather in a light breeze: every time i make a grab for it, the feather nimbly slips away on the wind.

I feel burnt out like a man composed entirely of ashes, weary of taking a single step outside in the case that he is blown away completely

Maybe ( ( Read more... )

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‘I’m feeling a bit strange about the whole situation,’ he says.

‘If there’s one thing we’d best avoid at this point,’ I say, cleaning the blood off the cleaver, ‘it’s feelings of uncertainty.’

‘Oh no no no, not this. I mean that girl last night, the one I gave my number to. I’m really worried she’s going to call me sometime.’

‘So?’

‘Well what ( Read more... )