The greatest movie of all time.

[kenshinwolf]

Robocop is the greatest movie ever made.  It is a perfect film, and couldn't possibly be improved in any way.  Disagree, and I will tell you how wrong you are.  Discuss.

Comments

[ysengrin]

Directors Cut > theatrical release.

[kenshinwolf]

Agreed. I don't think I could ever go back to the theatrical version again.

[rmoorcat]

*lol* I have no disagreement...

[kenshinwolf]

Damn straight. :P

[benchilada]

Disappointing lack of Robocock.

[kenshinwolf]

Please, everyone knows he lost his robocock during the operation. He's basically nothing but a brain and a spinal cord in a robot body.

Which might explain why he has such a perverse tendency to inflict extreme bodily harm onto criminals, blasting the cocks off of attempted rapists and whatnot.

[benchilada]

HE WAS STILL A MAN, WITH A MAN'S NEEDS.

[kenshinwolf]

You got a problem with that?

Oh, and by the way...

Robocop>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Serenity >:)

[kenshinwolf]

Search your feelings, you know it be true! >:)

And did Malcolm Reynolds ever hang out with Frodo Baggins? I don't think so!

[spikedpunch]

Fifth Element is a much better movie.

[kenshinwolf]

I like The Fifth Element, but that is a supremely retarded movie. It's high camp disguised as science fiction, like if the creators of the Adam West Batman series tried to remake Blade Runner.

[spikedpunch]

And what is Robocop? Robocop is campy as hell, and has a loose plot structure as well.

[kenshinwolf]

The first Robocop has some comedic elements, but it's mostly satire and dark humor. They didn't really start upping the camp factor until they made the bad sequels and shitty TV shows.

While The Fifth Element is fun in it's over the top ridiculousness, it's just too weird and too silly to be taken seriously. The plot really doesn't make the least amount of sense, and the characters are so cartoonish that I can't bring myself to care about what happens to them.