Writer's Block: Rotten tomatoes

[kenshinwolf]

Sorry I haven't really been around much lately.  I just don't have the motivation to post more often.  Too much family drama going on, and a lot of stuff I really don't want to talk about.  LJ really doesn't seem that important in comparison.

Comments

[kenshinwolf]

That's not the official title, of course, but it is what most people refer to it by. It's a German porno about an alien (played by an actress in a horrific looking E.T. mask) coming to Earth to learn about sex, and, well... she has sex with a bunch of people.

I only found out about it through the review I linked to. They couldn't (or perhaps, wouldn't) even show any of the sex scenes, and I still felt the need to repress my urge to vomit.

[kenshinwolf]

It's still one of the worst concepts for a porno that I've ever heard of, and it's about as sexy as lighting your pubic hairs on fire with a box of matches and some kerosene.

And no, I've never seen the one you mentioned. Does it have anything to do with the plot to kill Hitler? I don't really count funny bad movies as being all that bad, because at least if I'm laughing I'm getting some sort of entertainment value out of it, even if it's not what the creators had intended. That's why Gangs of the Dead was my pick for worst I've seen, and not, say, House of the Dead or Dead Men Walking. They're all horrible abominations as far as zombie movies are concerned, but the other two at least had something enjoyable about their stupidity.