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kenshinzero

mmmmm....simpsons....mmmmmm

Jul 25, 2003 01:07

"Son, a woman is a lot like a...a refrigerator! They're about six feet tall, 300 pounds. They make ice, and, um...oh, wait a minute. Actually, a woman is more like a beer. They smell good, they look good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one. But you can't stop at just one. You wanna drink another woman ( Read more... )

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Women... loboloco2001 July 25 2003, 23:24:23 UTC

Women are a lot like dirt. You plant something in them, they grow attached. The they become like rain, they erode you until you are nothing but a small chisled away mound of grade x fertilizer. Most of all women are like movies, what you hear about them from criticts is always wrong, and happy endings only half the time. I have no idea what I am talking about. It is late and I am tired.