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Dec 10, 2008 23:05

Four raccoons scared the shit out of me.

They were going to jump out of a tree.

I ran away.

- Ken

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teribeth December 11 2008, 11:46:19 UTC
They are mean fuckers. If they're hanging out at our dumpster you have to stay at least fifty feet away. Since I park about fifty feet away, they usually just give me a unified Evil Eye until I go into the house. It's not right.

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fatfred December 11 2008, 13:44:11 UTC

See, we have to do dinner soon so you can stop having Adventures!
LOL.

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knightofthecogs December 11 2008, 14:15:27 UTC
This wasn't at my house was it? I didn't think we had any of dem rakoons 'round here.

You should have, like, totally gotten one in an unbreakable hold while talking to the others and convincing them to drop the charges and go straight.

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madshutterbug December 11 2008, 14:59:00 UTC
::reaches for shotgun::

::picks the .410 to give the raccoons a sportin' chance::

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thedooz December 11 2008, 20:24:43 UTC
At least they weren't jumping out of your trashcan at your face. I will be awaiting haikus from you on the 4th day of Harmonica. Don't worry I will let you know when it arrives. Be thinking about it now.

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