Finally! I've been waiting to be all congratulatory (ooh. vocab word) but I couldn't post anything till you did, 'cause that would be stealing your news. I am many things, but a news thief is not one of them. (I don't even hold it against you, either, because I've been in touch with some promising potential future-roomies lately... Except for Paul. No, Paul, I don't want to share your apartment.)
Anyway. It'll be good to ahve you here. Raise the tone of the city a little. Or something. If you renege on your promise of corruption I'll get my revenge.
Oh, and no worries; I never renege. Never. Unless someone drugged my beverage, dragged me out to the back of a windowless van down by the river and forced me at gunpoint to sign a contract eliminating the word 'renege' from my vocabulary. That, my friend, would be an invalid document. Null and fucking void.
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Anyway. It'll be good to ahve you here. Raise the tone of the city a little. Or something. If you renege on your promise of corruption I'll get my revenge.
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Oh, and no worries; I never renege. Never. Unless someone drugged my beverage, dragged me out to the back of a windowless van down by the river and forced me at gunpoint to sign a contract eliminating the word 'renege' from my vocabulary. That, my friend, would be an invalid document. Null and fucking void.
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