The cat came back ( Read more... )

The following are the sweetest nine words that I've ever read.

"Thanks for choosing Air Canada. Have a nice trip."

Pure poetry, huh?

FUCK YEAH. FUCK YEAH. How does that taste, Chilliwack? Smoke on THAT, you shit hole town that I've rotted away in for the last nine years of my life! I have it, it's official-- hell, it has snazzy graphics too-- I'M ( Read more... )

All I want is to spend a week in bed with you.

C'mon, let me be your latter day Yoko Ono.

My recent life has devolved into an early episode of Degrassi Junior High.

We have done what we wanted ( Read more... )

GOOD MORNING CHILLIWACK.

The firewokrs always rule. We got peppersprayed, so now I'm picking huge phglem boogers out of my nose. But don't worry, I'm using a kleenex.

"What have I turned into ( Read more... )

I am off for mini-break to Victoria with le Urban Family.

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"Contrary to popular belief, monkeys are able swimmers. In fact, I once threw one into a swimming pool after six too many daiquiris. He swam out and bit me in the jugular. Long story short, that's how I introduced humanity to the modern HIV virus."

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