Introduction, I guess.

[kenyajokesfail]

Yeah. Hey. Are iguanas allowed here? Not that I brought one, because I didn't.  If anyone sees my backpack wriggle, it's the fucking bacteria in this dump. (It evolves.)

Whatever. Oshitari Kenya here. Naniwa's Speedstar. I. Am. Faster. Than. You. (Come race me.)

You should shun the rest of my family. Really. Especially the bespectacled side. I'm

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[bored_tensai]

Sempai, you shouldn't've sneaked your pet thing here.

Oh, and by the way, I believe the name "Naniwa's Speedstar" is self-proclaimed only.

[kenyajokesfail]

I did not sneak Jasmine here. Read the entry again.

Hell no. Everyone calls me that. Where were your ears, Hikaru?

[bored_tensai]

You named the pet thing? Are you serious.

Actually, have you noticed that no one calls you that, sempai? Except you, of course.

[kenyajokesfail]

Well, I'm not going to call her 'Iguana'. That's like calling you 'Human'

That's because they find 'Oshitari Kenya' so much sexier. It is, by the way.

[fuckoffmoron]

I'm going to smoke more.

[kenyajokesfail]

Lung cancer.

[fuckoffmoron]

So?

Get your fucking lizard off my head.

[kenyajokesfail]

You're suicidal, aren't you? Either that or really stupid.

There is no lizard.

Private to Akutsu
It likes it there.

[heart_clips]

You make it quiet obvious that you brought your iguana, since you deny it. ^^

HI Oshitari-san its been a while : D

[kenyajokesfail]

I have no idea what you're talking about, really.

Have we me-- Wait. I remember the clips. That girl from Fudomine, right?

[heart_clips]

Hmmmmmm Sure whatever,

Yeah thats right, Im An.:D

If I see him/her Ill be sure to save him/her ;D.

[kenyajokesfail]

Yes, whatever.

Oshitari Kenya. Naniwa's Speedstar. You've read everything up there already, I'm not repeating myself.

It's a her. And I still have no idea what you're talking about.

[heart_clips]

Yes I read everything..So that means your related Oshitari Yuushi from hyoutei, right?

Denial is quiet charming you know ;b.
I'll just leave it at that.

[kenyajokesfail]

Good girl. And yeah, I am. We're cousinthings. Kinda.

There's no denial.

[seitekioresama]

Care to explain what is wrong with your cousin Kenya-kun?

Ore-sama thinks he is acceptable.

[kenyajokesfail]

Everything.

[seitekioresama]

Really now? Everything?

Somehow I highly doubt that.

[kenyajokesfail]

Well hey, you aren't related to him. What do you know?