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"Welcome to the internet, where men are men, women are men, and the little girls are FBI agents."
- Peq (Premia)
A guy had a sign reading "I found Jesus " on his car. Then under it said "He’s in the trunk"
- Tojemoda (Pacera)
"I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals."
- Tojemoda (Pacera)
"My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying."
- Protector-Lunar (Chimera)
“Im gunna log and beat the hell out of my space bar"
- Rookie Ron (Premia)
"God loves crazy peoples, why would he elses make so many of them?"
- Lord Potatis Skalare (Antica)
"Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone."
- Xeddem (Calmera)
"Get a taste of religion, eat a priest."
- Maridiana (Antica)
"I tried to change my msn password to penis, but it told me it wasn't long enough."
- unknown player (Celesta)
"Both hands above the keyboard please!"
- Issalia (Amera)
Well, I got banned just to have sex with you. I hope you appreciate it.
- Valcrist the Corruption (Celesta)
"Looking for a nice girl who's name doesn't end in .jpg"
- Veetek Flamehand (Danubia)
"looking for a wife msg me"
- Tanthalas the Fourth (Valoria)
"I always wanted to be a coconut tree, then when people walked under i could drop coco's on there heads."
- Judged (Solera)that were taken from an MMORPG, which is why you'll see world names in parenthesis. Thought I'd clear that up. o.o