open fucking source me

[kerin]

I've finally found a use for the Worst Laptop Ever, which - if you're disinclined to click that link - is a classic Pentium clocked at 133 megahertz (as in, the things gigahertz are made of) and with thirty-eight megabytes of RAM.  For what it's worth, the keyboard on that machine may have been built by God itself to bring orgasm to my fingertips:

Comments

[thisonething]

Awesome work. Way to make use of an otherwise useless heap. My p233 with 96 megs of ram is being completely underutilized as a jukebox.

It sits quietly all day with its lid shut while other computers from wherever tell it what songs to play over ssh with mp3blaster.

[kerin]

Yeah, I don't think the p133 could even PLAY a goddamn MP3. Someone connecting to IRC makes the HDD spin up and the CPU ticker go all clicky-clicky-clickity.

[satoshi]

THE WORST LAPTOP EVER? ;-;

[ladyetaine]

I would not call her that, just the laptop that time forgot. Her keyboard is lovely, it is tragic that it's so hard to update her.

[kerin]

In her own country, she is a ruler of men.