happy hot dog man

[kerosinkanister]

Sometimes I weep for my country.

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Creepy bendiness and WTF-ery aside, couldn't you accomplish the exact same thing with some simple knife skillz? And why would anyone need four? Because just one couldn't keep up with the Happy Hot Dog Man assembly line?

Comments

[aperfectsong]

I thought we weren't supposed to play with our food. And the hot dog man looks pretty disgusting. I can't believe anyone would buy that. It looks like a fake commercial for comedy lol.

[kerosinkanister]

It does indeed look like a fake commercial but sadly it may not be: http://happyhotdogman.com/

Why??

[aperfectsong]

I figured it was probably real. I just don't understand why.

[tjs_whatnot]

That's not for real is it?

If so, brb, crying forever.

[kerosinkanister]

Well, there's a site that purports to take orders: http://happyhotdogman.com/

Not going to give them my CC# to verify, but it's at least superficially legit.

Please to not be crying forever though. :(