dear friend

[kerosinkanister]

Today on Skype I received the best spam of my life.

Dear Friend

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[tripperfunster]

Well, he sounds like a man of PEACE and INTEGRITY.

Seems legit!

Everyone knows that capslocking something totes makes it true!

[kerosinkanister]

You are AWESOME! (see! capslocked)

[tjs_whatnot]

On Skype? How even??

Is nothing sacred!!

I got a pretty awesome one from somebody who DEEPLY wanted to apologize for something or other. Long con. :))

[kerosinkanister]

You've never gotten Skype spam? It's just like a spam IM, shows up a message.

What did they want to apologize for?

[tjs_whatnot]

I haven't been on Skype in forever.

See, that's where they GET you... they didn't say, just a link to contact so they could fully try and make amends.