kerr_avon

Bad Jokes Meme

kerr_avon Feb 18, 2006 18:56

( This meme uses your favorites, but Avon's favorites aren't really his, mainly because I was afraid people looking for shaven-headed dominatrix would friend him and be terribly disappointed. But he says he does like iMacs (from a historical POV) and teddy bears, so those worked. )

Hap...hic... birthday... Vila...

kerr_avon Feb 10, 2006 03:37

So, you survived another orbit around the sun, eh, Vila...I think I'm drunk... well, it's in your honour

Vila, I'm going to be sick.

::Definitely, everything is a blur::

Found under 'genius'

kerr_avon Feb 07, 2006 06:11

( Two definitions for Avon. )

Yes.

kerr_avon Feb 05, 2006 05:28

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So, the truth comes out.

kerr_avon Jan 14, 2006 16:45

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Kerr Avon!

All shrimp are born as Kerr Avon, but gradually mature into females!
If you blow out all the candles on Kerr Avon with one breath, your wish will come true!
Kerr Avon is 1500 years older than the pyramids!
According to the story, Pinocchio was made of Kerr Avon!
Kerr Avon is worth his weight in gold - literally!

I hereby resolve...

kerr_avon Jan 01, 2006 07:28

In the year 2006 I resolve to:

Generate more bad karma.

Get your resolution here

RPG? Retrograde Personality Guide?

kerr_avon Dec 31, 2005 05:54

( Yes, I know I am, but what are you? )

grin I want coal in my stocking, too.

kerr_avon Dec 06, 2005 03:47

( Naughty is more fun, anyway )

Well, at least the fur should keep me warm.

kerr_avon Oct 12, 2005 22:46

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meme

Google meme picked up from various folk

kerr_avon Oct 07, 2005 23:21

According to Google.

Avon Needs:

To Stop Ringing My Bell!
to man up and kill Marlo himself cuz all the young soldiers can't get sht done.
to be happy that Marlo exists, because without him there would have been no real reason for him to be leader again.
to kick all the managers into touch because the way they treat their reps is unreal.
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