I'm about to fuck up a pint of Ben & Jerry's BLACK & TAN while watching Top Chef. Life is good.

Wedding Crashers was one of the worst movies I have ever seen. I think my IQ dropped 10 points just from watching it. I'm sure the femi-nazis were all over it and rightly so.

My Dad went home today and took my Park Avenue with him. It is huge and I cannot park it worth a shit but damn that car flies. I miss it already. He left me the Shadow and now I feel like I have postpartum depression or some shit. It is nothing a bowl of buttered noodles cannot heal. That is what I am doing tonight. Along with watching ( Read more... )

I'm in Connecticut. I missed my Mom and I also missed her birthday so we're spending the weekend together. She has not bought me anything yet but ( Read more... )

FUCK YOU NINA GARCIA.  FUCK YOU.

I can't believe that fucking douche won.

Extreme Makeover is the most fucked up, disgusting show I have ever seen ( Read more... )

Today for the first day in years, I decided to make myself a cup of tea.  It is too cold for iced tea and I have yet to use my totally awesome lime green Kitchenaid kettle.  I have had the same box of Celestial Seasonings Magagascar Vanilla Red for a few years now.  It has lived in two other apartments with me.  I used to keep it on my desk at GMB ( Read more... )

1. Tweezing my eyebrows into the perfect arch has given me a new lease on life. Per Allure Magazine's instructions I let them grow in a bit fuller for autumn but I did not feel like it was working for me. MAC's eyeshadow in Cork is the best color to use to fill in sparse areas, btw ( Read more... )

Did you guys see that shit tonight?  Daaaaaaaammmmnnnn.

Mom sent me an email today to let me know that she bought me this bag:

http://shop.nordstrom.com/S/2897795?Category ( Read more... )

That collage thing is a good ten minutes of fun.

( lolz o rama )