it should be called bispace
Dear girls on myspace.com,
Before you claim your status is bisexual, please ask yourself the following questions:
1. Do I like performing cunnilingus?
2. Have I ever performed cunnilingus?
3. Would I let a girl perform cunnilingus on me?
4. Does my bisexual experience consist of more than getting drunk and kissing a gal pal?
5. Would I have sex with Rose McGowan?
If you answered "NO!" to more than 2 of these questions, I am sorry to report that you are not bisexual, therefore you are not cool and you do not win at the intarweb today. Just because you claim to be bisexual does not mean you are more attractive, more intriguing, or more hip than anyone else. And just because I am a staunch fan of the cock does not make me anti-feminist, ignorant, or close-minded.
Seriously. I am only referring to these young twats that use the bisexual tag line to solicit attention. And the ones that are just jaded because they have dated a million assholes. I do believe that some people are secure enough with themselves and developed enough to be able to relate to both men and women equally on a sexual and spiritual level and I do not need to hear them preach, either. I know that there is such a small chance of you finding your soul mate that you do not want to let something as insignificant as gender get in your way. If you are saying "Hey Kerry, that is how I feel!" more power to you and I would venture a guess that you are probably single.
I am not bisexual and I have enough experience to substantiate my decision (wouldn't YOU love to know). Sure I find other women attractive and erotic. But as far as those women go, I would much rather buy shoes and have cocktails with them, not a muff-diving session while my misogynist boyfriend jerks off, thank you.
Kerry O. Rama