Weirdness
Why....
Did anton tell me to turn off my lights last night?
Are boys so f**king annoying?
Does Sailor night have to be tomorrow night and not tonight?
Is everyone staying in tonight?
Do I bother?
Is it not sunny?
Am I working for Norwich Union?
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Did anton tell me to turn off my lights last night?
Because we have to save this beautiful blue planet we call, Earth (with the exception of Yarmouth which is mostly brown and can be disposed of)
Are boys so f**king annoying?
Because you're a girl
Does Sailor night have to be tomorrow night and not tonight?
Becuase all the sailors are off bumming each other tonight
Is everyone staying in tonight?
Because every c*nt I asked said they were staying in!
Do I bother?
Beats me
Is it not sunny?
Because it's England
Am I working for Norwich Union?
Because in this fine city you either work for NU and get paid well but risk losing your job every 2 months, you work for Norfolk County Council and get paid peanuts but really get to slack off or you're a bum and spend your whole day signing on and getting wasted outside the Pottergate Tavern
Have you heard the new Kula Shaker album yet? I have and I reckon it's rather naff. Shame, I was looking forward to that :(
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