Dear Dumbass,

[kesnit]

You are not 6'5, so you do not need extra space on a plane. I don't care if you are tired and want to sleep. I, and many other people on the plane, fell asleep just fine with our seats in the upright position. Also, if the person behind you is pushing on your seat, that is a sign you are crowding them. Sitting up and then leaning back to where you

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[ftemery]

Oh you've hit on my pet peeve as well. And they usually jerk back catching you totally off guard, I've almost yelped in horror - agh! Like it's not claustrophobic enough. And for God's sake, doesn't anyone cover their mouth when they cough anymore? Oh where the hell are my mom's old hatpins?

[kesnit]

Oh where the hell are my mom's old hatpins?

I was making myself feel better by imagining shaving weird patterns into the guy's hair.