Journal of Catology: A Survey of Substance Dependance on Freeze-Dried Oncorhynchus nerka

[kespernorth]

An emerging threat in the war on kitties on drugs, cubes of the freeze-dried flesh of the O. nerka, or sockeye salmon, have become popular as a so-called 'designer drug' among the upscale professional and suburbanite cat populations. Far removed from common catnip, the so-called 'Orange Crack' is instantly and highly addictive. Worse yet, this drug

Comments

[luchog]

I just about injured myself laughing at that one. Makes me miss my kitties, though.

[sarmonster]

Has the Red Dot distraction method been attempted?

[kespernorth]

It has, but has proven only to be effective for 3-4 minutes at a time.