it's a journal, right?

[kestrel_shrike]

What is the meaning of life

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[deviant_]

That's funny, because I lost a leather jacket somebody else left on the top of their car in Toronto just the other day. So hey, send it back to me if you could?

[kestrel_shrike]

Please send me your full name, address, and bank account number, including routing number so that I can verify your identity.
Please do not be alarmed. The package with your jacket will arrive from Nigeria, I have my brother mailing it for you.

[deviant_]

George Walker Bush
10141 Daria Place
Dallas, TX 75229

Routing number is 011234567 , account number is 001234567 .

[cmdevans]

You could live in the kayak. . .