Comments | ket_mateo: i am very very bored, and also hot and bothered

ket_mateo

i am very very bored, and also hot and bothered

Jun 19, 2005 19:34

i am going to create a definitive list for the uses of gaffer tape. if i reach 101 then i will write a book, lets see if we can get to 1001, anyone out there please add to my list ( Read more... )

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MY TANK IS FIGHT thesofaofdeath June 20 2005, 19:41:30 UTC

54) Use as a cheap alternative to toilet paper
55) Use as a very cheap alternative to baby food
56) Make a tank, to put your cupholder in
57) Use as an easy, cost-effective alternative to stitches after major surgery. (If only the NHS had me on their team! They would save MILLIONS!)
58) In case of nuclear emergency, gaffer tape the edges of doors and windows to prevent fallout leaking through. Don't forget to leave a little hole for air flow.
59) Waxing strips for that unsightly leg hair! Never be ugly again, ladies!
60) Costume for that buxom blonde Star Trek character who miraculously appeared on the show just after the ratings started to drop...

your tank is wot? ket_mateo June 21 2005, 00:12:22 UTC

61. use to cover the paintwork of your car, it is nigh on impossible to scratch the paintwork, and if involved in an accident use some gaffer to repair the damage. plus it makes the car shiny, if using silver, so it will go faster, by the laws of chav physics
62. if involved in a mid flight collision and you find urself hurtling towards the ground, create a parachute out of gaffer, it wont work in time but it will take your mind off your impending doom.

Re: your tank is wot? jillzebub June 21 2005, 09:48:21 UTC

hehe chav physics = alfie's brain = v. scary place ~(also often akin to complete bollocks)

wot, no tank? jillzebub June 21 2005, 09:42:05 UTC

63. a new, highly effective sunblock. if you're covered in gaffer, you won't get sunburn!
64. making sculptures :D
65. special torture of exam invigilators.... *evil plan forms in head*
66. building a house. i'd like to see the wolf blow that one down!
67. dress up as an alien
68. wound around a stick makes a very cool-looking lightsaber

SUPER HAPPY SEXSEX BATTEL thesofaofdeath June 21 2005, 11:01:13 UTC

63) A handy use for the now obsolete Concordes! Use gaffer tape to repair the engines, then cover the whole thing- inside and out- with silver gaffer tape. According to chav physics you should now have a machine capable of travelling faster than the speed of light ( ... )

jessicarse June 27 2005, 10:40:12 UTC

Make a bra?! Bloody hell that would hurt! Have you ever had sellotape ripped off your tits?!