Harry Potter joke

[ketchupartist]

So I was online with my friend Megan and we made up a joke and it goes like this: So Voldemort walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender asks him what he want's to drink and he says, "Harry Potter's blood, please." Then the bar tender says, "I am Harry Potter. Avada Kedavra!" It's sad that I'm still laughing.

Comments

[rightway2fly18]

Dude. We're so cool.

[ketchupartist]

Of course we are. We're the coolest people on the planet...along with some other six billion people. There are really only .5 billion people that aren't the coolest people on the planet and I'm rambling again.

[rightway2fly18]

She's coooooold as ice....paradise....and the feeling......wasn't nice!!!!

I hope you've seen Dana Carvey's standup special. If not, that must seem very weird to you. I'll show you the magical wonder that is Dana Carvey next year. Oh yes.

Anyhoo. We rawk!

[ketchupartist]

No I have no idea what you're talking about, but you can show me next year, like you said. Yeah.