Tuxedos chocolate sandwich cookies

[keturn]

The questions I come up with at 4 am in the middle of a heat wave:

If you take an average of the temperatures of each point on the surface of the Earth, to what extent does it fluctuate? (Over human timescales, not geologic ones.) Does it tend to balance out, i.e. if it's hot here, is there typically cold in other places to smooth it out? I mean

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[qousqous]

I bet you the Safeway cookies have hydrogenated oil in them and the Newman ones don't. Hydrogenated oil is known poison. The Newman cookies are probably full of unknown poison.