Never Say Goodbye.
Ben. Jen. Bump. Eternal love. Ain't no one like you in the world, and it was my fucking good fortune to find you before anyone else caught on.
Matty. Please cameo in all my flicks.
Eliza. Eliza. Eliza. ELIZA. You may not have been there but I've moaned that in orgasmic release.
Martha. You are a pleasure. Thank you for giving me the opportunity to get to know you.
Lee. Fuck you, with love from Chubby. Now shave.
Amy Poehler. Please french kiss me just once.
[I said six weeks, it's been three. The time has come. Thanks to everyone who played along and gave me some memorable moments behind the guise of this brilliant guy. You're all fantastic and it's been a lot of fun. If you'd like to stay friended here, let me know. I'll come back to clear the list out in a few days. No one has come forward to ask to take over, so I will leave that to fate. Make a new journal, and for Christ's sake be intelligent about it. Readily available resources are your friend.]